Bad Dad Jokes Cookie Gift Box
$45.00 – $55.00 inc. GST
Surprise the Dad in your life with 12 delicious sugar cookies, packaged in a fun tube or limited white cookie tin (which can be reused over and over again for a variety of items that Dad might collect, or more cookies!)
A small business card size note is included with all orders. If you are posting the cookies straight to the recipient, please put in the order notes section at checkout what you would like written on the note card.
Each box will contain 12 cookies, stamped with a variety of bad Dad jokes. Examples include (but are not limted to) jokes such as:
- Dad, I’m hungry. Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.
- Why do bananas need sunscreen? Because they peel.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
- Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
- What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Quotes will be chosen at random for each box and may change from the above. If you have your own favourite Bad Dad Jokes, please get in touch and we’ll be happy to include these instead.
- This item can be posted. Choose “cookie postage” at checkout. Please ensure that you place your order in enough time for it to be posted. (Last date for ordering, to post in time: Friday, 27th August 2021). We cannot be held liable for postage delivery times if your order is not placed within a suitable time frame.
Choose postage at checkout – flat rate $11.
- This item can be delivered on Friday, 3 September 2021 or Saturday, 4 September 2021.
Choose delivery at checkout, then click ‘calculate shipping’ and input the delivery area postcode. Then click update totals. You will be advised of delivery times on the Wednesday before.
- This item can be picked up from Heathridge on Saturday, 4 September 2021.
Choose ‘local pickup’ at checkout. You will be advised of pick up times on the Wednesday before.
Cookies contain gluten, eggs and dairy. May contain traces of nuts and other allergens. Please use the contact form for any dietary requirements and custom ordering.